ashlee adams - tits n tats

A few pointers…

1. Just because you are female, it does not make it okay or “funny” for you to touch me when I am on stage. If you constantly grab at my ass I will get you kicked out of the club, regardless of your gender.

2. No, I do not accept coins as a stage tip.

3. No, I will not lower my lap dance price for you just because you informed me that you are far better looking than the average “fat old guy” I must dance for. I don’t care what you look like, $50 from the hottest guy in the world is no different in my eyes to $50 from the ugliest guy in the world.

4. The above rule only differs if you smell. If you fucking stink then I’m probably gonna charge more or cut the dance short. Actually scrap that, if you fucking stink, get out of the strip club and go home and have a shower.

5. Please stop staring intensely into my eyes during a lap dance, and just look at my tits like a normal person.

6. Telling me, “If I was your boyfriend I wouldn’t let you do this” is not going to score you any points. If anything, it makes a bold statement about why you’re not my boyfriend.

7. No, they’re not real.