Sometimes I think I want to enable anonymous questions in my ask box so people ask me interesting stuff…. But then I remember, no, I don’t really feel like sifting through 100 messages calling me an overweight whore.
Haters, ruining it for everyone hahahaha.
hahahaah!!! That text didn’t even get a reply #ragefit
Mine are tequila, casual sex, tanning beds and deep fried potato.
Funnily enough, when I’m working I actually get complimented on my amazing ‘natural’ boobs on a regular basis. Sometimes I reply with, “Thanks, I’ll be sure to pass your kind words on to my plastic surgeon,” and other times I just go along with it and chortle on the inside as the customer goes on to tell me how much he hates fake tits cos fake tits always look gross and I should never ruin my body like that!
Haha well…… they’re not imaginary ;)