oh also today i booked a flight to go back to LA/vegas for a couple of weeks for my birthday and i cannot wait to see all my beautiful friends and eat my body weight in buffalo wings and tacos!
things that are making me feel happy today
1. living in melbourne
2. having blue hair
4. my fluffy warm stormtrooper robe
Nope. I don’t even like having sex on camera in my private life lol, I have absolutely zero interest in doing porn. The only way anyone is ever gonna see me having sex is if they’re having sex with me.
Haha I’m not actually seriously looking for someone to date, that earlier post wasn’t a “poor me” thing, I meant it with humour.
Unfortunately it’s a no to both questions :( I only write about that kind of stuff for ZOO Weekly and that section of the magazine is not available online to my knowledge x
sometimes when you’re single it’s like damn there are approximately 3.5 billion men on earth and i can’t find even one to date me haha
how do u simultaneously believe in the friendzone and in fake geek girls rhetorics. how do you believe both that women only date “jerks” and give “nice guys” the cold shoulder and also believe that they devote tons of their time money and energy into dressing up like cartoon characters and attending conventions and feigning interest in “geeky” things to “trick” shitty entitled nerdlords like you into dating them
Haha people are just stupid, pretty much. If I had a dollar for every time people had said that exact line to me, well, I’d have a lot of dollars. It’s so rude, because it’s not like I can take my tattoos off. Sometimes when people say it to my face I wanna be like, “Well I think you’d be a lot hotter without those acne scars/that giant nose/whatever, but I’m not the kind of asshole who says things like that to people” lol
That’s actually an incredibly rude thing to say, don’t you think?
The honest truth is that I can thank genetics for my good skin. My mum has amazing skin and thankfully I inherited that. I don’t really follow a strict skincare regime, I mean I sleep in my makeup all the time when I’m working late nights etc. I do however drink a LOT of water and I think that helps, and most days (again, when I’m not working late nights or partying and am too hungover to care haha) I wash my face with Clinique Seven Day Scrub and follow with Clinique toner and moisturizer. My mum swears by Clinique and has used it her whole life, and I definitely notice a difference when I actually use it properly.